1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:33,618 It's an important one and popular fact 3 00:00:33,703 --> 00:00:37,782 that everything is not always like that, one would believe. 4 00:00:37,873 --> 00:00:41,456 On the planet Earth had man, for example, always believed 5 00:00:41,544 --> 00:00:45,373 that it was the most intelligent being 6 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:48,131 and not just number three. 7 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:52,711 The second most intelligent being were of course the dolphins 8 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:56,634 who, funnily enough, had known for a long time to Earth's inevitable annihilation. 9 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:59,131 They had many times tried to warn man 10 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,227 but it had been misinterpreted 11 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:05,812 like ball games and the whistle for treats. 12 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:10,393 So in the end they decided on to leave the Earth on your own. 13 00:01:10,485 --> 00:01:13,651 The last dolphin message was misinterpreted 14 00:01:13,738 --> 00:01:16,988 as a sophisticated attempt to do a backwards somersault 15 00:01:17,116 --> 00:01:20,118 and play the US national anthem. 16 00:01:20,245 --> 00:01:21,952 But the message actually read as follows: 17 00:01:22,079 --> 00:01:24,950 "Goodbye and thank you for all the fish.” 18 00:01:51,606 --> 00:01:53,646 Goodbye and thank you for your fish 19 00:01:53,733 --> 00:01:55,771 it's sad that the Earth will soon get a whip 20 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:59,980 We told you so but alas! 21 00:02:00,112 --> 00:02:02,152 You don't have our intellect 22 00:02:02,239 --> 00:02:04,279 hence the lack of respect 23 00:02:04,366 --> 00:02:08,495 for those miracles our nature conjures 24 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:12,873 Goodbye and hello and thank you for your fish 25 00:02:15,086 --> 00:02:19,164 Earth will soon receive a giant shock It's no use going crazy 26 00:02:19,254 --> 00:02:23,751 Relax and watch the planet turn into particles 27 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:27,792 Tun-net has been our death but you are actually very sweet 28 00:02:27,888 --> 00:02:31,968 especially the very small children and heavily pregnant women 29 00:02:32,058 --> 00:02:34,266 Goodbye... 30 00:02:36,272 --> 00:02:40,564 Goodbye and hello and thank you for your fish 31 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:47,147 Not to be greedy 32 00:02:47,237 --> 00:02:51,283 but I need a fish 33 00:02:51,367 --> 00:02:55,660 Could we change the course of the battle 34 00:02:55,745 --> 00:02:59,958 we all went to sing 35 00:03:00,084 --> 00:03:04,128 Nordman, Swede' 36 00:03:04,253 --> 00:03:08,499 animals and people 37 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:11,794 Hand in hand 38 00:03:11,886 --> 00:03:18,090 in the inheritance 39 00:03:36,992 --> 00:03:39,150 Goodbye... 40 00:03:41,204 --> 00:03:47,408 Goodbye and hello and thank you for your fish 41 00:04:00,887 --> 00:04:05,264 The unique story about Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 42 00:04:05,349 --> 00:04:09,976 begins simply. It begins with a man. 43 00:04:19,028 --> 00:04:22,694 An earthling who knows no more about his destiny 44 00:04:22,783 --> 00:04:26,234 than a tea leaf by on the East India Company. 45 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:31,367 His name is Arthur Dent. 46 00:04:31,457 --> 00:04:34,743 He is 1.77 meters tall descendant of the ape 47 00:04:34,836 --> 00:04:38,833 and someone will drive a ring road through his house. 48 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:50,383 Find him and tell him I'm lying on the back front... 49 00:04:50,473 --> 00:04:51,754 Fine. I'm waiting. 50 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:54,519 Mr. Dent, you can't stay here. 51 00:04:54,602 --> 00:04:56,761 let's see who rusts first. 52 00:04:56,855 --> 00:05:00,188 The ring road must be built, and it will be! 53 00:05:00,275 --> 00:05:04,273 - Why that? - It's a ring road! 54 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:08,945 You need to have ring roads! They should have complained months ago. 55 00:05:09,031 --> 00:05:12,365 The city architect has had the plans lying ahead for a year. 56 00:05:12,451 --> 00:05:15,119 Promote? They were down in a cellar. 57 00:05:15,245 --> 00:05:20,585 Are you aware of the extent of the damage that would happen on this bulldozer 58 00:05:20,669 --> 00:05:23,124 if I let it drive over you? 59 00:05:24,338 --> 00:05:27,293 - Let me hear. - None at all. 60 00:05:27,383 --> 00:05:30,218 In a lonely encounter answered "none at all" 61 00:05:30,302 --> 00:05:34,001 exactly how many clues Arthur Dent had about 62 00:05:34,096 --> 00:05:36,088 that his close friend 63 00:05:36,181 --> 00:05:39,846 not descended from the ape, but actually came from a small planet 64 00:05:39,935 --> 00:05:43,054 somewhere near Betelgeuse. 65 00:05:43,854 --> 00:05:48,185 - Arthur! - Ford! 66 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:51,194 - I'm here. - Well, there you are! 67 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:56,437 - Eat and drink. We must talk together. - Not now. They will pulverize my home. 68 00:05:57,992 --> 00:06:02,950 - Do you already know? How that? - What? 69 00:06:04,707 --> 00:06:07,792 Well, them. I thought you meant "them". 70 00:06:07,877 --> 00:06:12,538 I have something important to tell you. 71 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:15,122 What about my house? 72 00:06:19,636 --> 00:06:25,141 Earthworkers, I bring you peanuts and beer! 73 00:06:35,694 --> 00:06:37,521 Well. Let's go to the pub. 74 00:06:37,613 --> 00:06:40,613 They wait until they have finished drinking. 75 00:06:40,698 --> 00:06:43,070 - Can we trust them? - To the end of the Earth. 76 00:06:43,199 --> 00:06:45,572 - When is it? - In about 12 minutes. 77 00:06:46,786 --> 00:06:50,735 Bartender, six large kegs in a hurry. The earth will soon perish. 78 00:06:50,831 --> 00:06:52,741 Six large dishes on the way. 79 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:56,499 Keep the rest. You have ten minutes. 80 00:06:56,629 --> 00:06:59,962 Three large barrels each? At lunch time? 81 00:07:07,054 --> 00:07:09,093 Excuse me. 82 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,505 Time is an illusion. 83 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,758 Especially lunchtime. 84 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:17,683 Eat those peanuts. You need the salt. 85 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:20,441 - What's going on? - Arthur... 86 00:07:22,569 --> 00:07:26,020 What if I said I wasn't from Guildford 87 00:07:26,114 --> 00:07:30,527 but from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse? 88 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:34,157 - Have you thought about saying that? - Do you remember our first meeting? 89 00:07:41,168 --> 00:07:42,367 What are you doing? 90 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:50,127 Wasn't it mysterious, that I would give a car the hand? 91 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:51,762 I thought you were drunk. 92 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:55,923 I thought cars were the dominant life form. 93 00:07:56,055 --> 00:08:00,433 You saved my life. Now I'll save yours. Here is your l. 94 00:08:00,519 --> 00:08:03,852 It must be Thursday. Thursdays are just not me. 95 00:08:03,938 --> 00:08:07,307 - If it's about your house... - It won't do. 96 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,442 - Who is he? - She. 97 00:08:13,531 --> 00:08:17,149 Tricia McMillan. We met for a smart costume party. 98 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:23,662 I would rather be at home and iron handkerchiefs. 99 00:08:23,747 --> 00:08:25,906 - But now I was there anyway�. - Who are you? 100 00:08:25,999 --> 00:08:27,744 And there she was. 101 00:08:27,836 --> 00:08:32,544 - Dent... Arthur Dent. - No, who are you? 102 00:08:32,632 --> 00:08:35,882 N�, the costume. Livingstone, I suppose. 103 00:08:37,052 --> 00:08:41,381 It's not as good as Darwin, but I only had a short time. 104 00:08:41,473 --> 00:08:43,511 You are the first to see it. 105 00:08:43,598 --> 00:08:46,386 Everyone calls me Santa Claus. 106 00:08:46,477 --> 00:08:49,596 I thought my beagle helped. 107 00:08:49,687 --> 00:08:53,222 Yes. Most people who go to that kind of thing parties, are some drunk fools. 108 00:08:54,776 --> 00:08:57,445 They are all fools! 109 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,824 - How embarrassing. - You don't say that. 110 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,496 But she was amazing. 111 00:09:09,622 --> 00:09:12,575 Beautiful. Witty. Shrill cuts. 112 00:09:12,666 --> 00:09:17,292 Without the beard, you see the least 80 looks younger. 113 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:20,172 Maybe I'm developing backwards. 114 00:09:22,967 --> 00:09:28,638 You just need to know that I don't is for unicellular organisms, okay? 115 00:09:31,351 --> 00:09:33,557 Let's go somewhere. 116 00:09:33,644 --> 00:09:37,771 Definitely. What did you think? 117 00:09:37,856 --> 00:09:42,234 - Madagascar. - Is it that new nightclub? 118 00:09:42,319 --> 00:09:45,236 No, it's a country on the coast of Africa. 119 00:09:45,321 --> 00:09:48,322 N�, that Madagascar? What are we waiting for? 120 00:09:48,909 --> 00:09:51,399 right now. 121 00:09:51,494 --> 00:09:53,072 Off! 122 00:09:56,205 --> 00:10:00,702 You mean it seriously. I cannot travel to Madagascar. 123 00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:03,828 - Why not? - I just can't. 124 00:10:03,921 --> 00:10:05,295 Do you mean it? 125 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:08,999 I want to experience a new place together with you. 126 00:10:09,093 --> 00:10:11,844 So what do you say, Dr. Livingston? 127 00:10:12,971 --> 00:10:17,764 I say it is a completely unique offer. 128 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,850 I can't. I have a job. 129 00:10:20,936 --> 00:10:23,177 Speak up. Find a new one later. 130 00:10:23,312 --> 00:10:25,305 I don't even know your name. 131 00:10:25,397 --> 00:10:28,731 - Tricia McMillan. - N�, Tricia McMillan. 132 00:10:29,694 --> 00:10:32,231 I have a suggestion for you. 133 00:10:32,362 --> 00:10:39,244 Shouldn't we first choose a place for a bit closer to, like... Cornwall... 134 00:10:39,329 --> 00:10:43,196 and see how it goes? 135 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:47,867 Nice enough. Of course... Cornwall. 136 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,166 Excuse me. 137 00:10:53,048 --> 00:10:57,212 Is he boring to listen to? Better come and talk to me. 138 00:10:57,303 --> 00:11:00,173 I'm coming from another planet. 139 00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:06,433 It is good enough. Do you want to see my spaceship? 140 00:11:07,936 --> 00:11:12,681 "Do you want to see my spaceship?" What kind of score line is that? 141 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:16,938 That's how it can go. It reminds me of… 142 00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:20,271 We have two minutes. Drink out. 143 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:23,362 It's my house! 144 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:34,167 Earthling, I'll give it a go to all of you. 145 00:11:34,251 --> 00:11:36,919 do you really think The earth is going under? 146 00:11:37,002 --> 00:11:38,546 Yes. 147 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:43,081 Shouldn't we lie down? with a paper bag over your head? 148 00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:46,094 - You can do that. - Does that help? 149 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:48,884 Not at all. 150 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,219 Last round. 151 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,340 A little further up! 152 00:12:06,531 --> 00:12:08,856 - What is it? - Run! 153 00:12:08,949 --> 00:12:10,907 Wake up! 154 00:12:30,636 --> 00:12:33,553 DOLPHINS DISAPPEARED 155 00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:40,893 Towel! 156 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,854 What the hell is that? 157 00:12:46,774 --> 00:12:49,480 Ships from a Vogon fleet. 158 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:54,147 I picked up their signal this morning. You need this. 159 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,407 - What are you doing? - We'll grab a lift. 160 00:13:00,621 --> 00:13:04,998 Earthling, this is Prosthetnic Vogon Jeltz 161 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,752 from the galactic hyperspace facility red. 162 00:13:07,835 --> 00:13:09,376 As you probably know 163 00:13:09,461 --> 00:13:13,079 includes the plans to build the outer regions of the galaxy 164 00:13:13,173 --> 00:13:17,717 a hyperspace highway through your star system. 165 00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:21,966 And your planet is one of those, that is set to explode. 166 00:13:30,022 --> 00:13:32,511 You don't need play surprised. 167 00:13:32,606 --> 00:13:35,145 The plans have been laid 168 00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:38,982 with your local galaxy architect in Alpha Centauri for 50 Earth years. 169 00:13:39,863 --> 00:13:43,813 If you are not interested, is it your own headache. 170 00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:49,449 Such an apathetic mist planet. I don't feel sorry for you. 171 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,533 Initiate blasting. 172 00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:22,911 HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 173 00:15:36,885 --> 00:15:42,127 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is quite a Magel�s book. 174 00:15:42,223 --> 00:15:45,474 That is the biggest success, that has ever been published 175 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:49,639 of Ursa Minor major publishing houses. 176 00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:53,017 It has surpassed The heavenly one home care handbook 177 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:56,891 and has sold better than 53 more things to do without gravity 178 00:15:56,985 --> 00:16:01,778 and is more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's Philosophical Trilogy 179 00:16:01,866 --> 00:16:05,816 Where God went wrong in the city, Several of God's greatest blazes 180 00:16:05,911 --> 00:16:08,236 and Who is God really? 181 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:12,034 It has supplanted The galactic one encyclopedia 182 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:15,286 as a treasury of knowledge and wisdom 183 00:16:15,378 --> 00:16:17,751 for two reasons: 184 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,411 It is slightly cheaper. 185 00:16:20,548 --> 00:16:23,633 And then the words stand "JUST CALM" 186 00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:27,169 printed with large invitations letters on its cover. 187 00:16:27,263 --> 00:16:30,881 JUST CALM 188 00:16:35,854 --> 00:16:38,642 So you're not from Guildford. 189 00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:42,819 I always have too I wondered about your accent. 190 00:16:42,904 --> 00:16:46,650 And you are nobody unemployed actor 191 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:52,243 but writer for this one… this book thing. 192 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:57,238 I'm bad. I need a cup of tea. 193 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,749 Is it stupid to ask where we are? 194 00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:03,956 - We are safe so far. - Good. 195 00:17:04,048 --> 00:17:07,995 We're in the laundry room on one of the Vogon construction ships. 196 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:11,583 - Get me home, Ford. - Arthur, your home is... 197 00:17:11,719 --> 00:17:16,263 �oh god, no. My house was razed to the ground! 198 00:17:21,145 --> 00:17:23,138 Don't you remember? 199 00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:30,440 Arthur, there is something I want to tell you you. It's unfortunate, but true. 200 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:33,694 Your entire planet has been blown up. 201 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,532 Blown up. 202 00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:53,457 Couldn't you have done something? 203 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:57,591 I have saved your life. Then we're done. 204 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,963 It is a bone-hard galaxy. If you want to survive out here 205 00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:05,303 should you know where your towel is. 206 00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:07,926 Give me a hand. 207 00:18:10,398 --> 00:18:16,567 Watch out! It's hot. We have to go, before the wagons find us. 208 00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:19,690 Wagoners hate hitchhikers. Drag. 209 00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:28,828 - Now there is a hole through. - What is a vogoner? 210 00:18:28,914 --> 00:18:30,788 Ask the Wizard. Say: "Vogonere." 211 00:18:32,543 --> 00:18:34,619 Vogoners. 212 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:39,797 Vogonere is one of the galaxy most unpleasant races. 213 00:18:39,883 --> 00:18:44,174 They are not evil, but grumpy, bureaucratic, persistent and heartless. 214 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:47,843 They wouldn't even save their own grandmother 215 00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:50,303 from Den Glubske Bugblatter-Grov�der from Traal 216 00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:53,677 without orders signed in three copy, sent in, sent back 217 00:18:53,769 --> 00:18:57,103 scrutinized, lost, found, submitted for public review 218 00:18:57,231 --> 00:19:00,601 lost again and buried in peat 219 00:19:00,693 --> 00:19:03,562 and reused as fire starters. 220 00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:09,655 You must never let a wagoner recite poems for �n. 221 00:19:11,327 --> 00:19:15,906 They have no imagination. Most people can don't spell. They just manage things. 222 00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:24,204 If we don't get away, 223 00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:27,714 we soon discover how uncomfortable they can be. 224 00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:30,127 They've already destroyed a planet. 225 00:19:30,221 --> 00:19:32,543 It always makes them a bit... 226 00:19:38,935 --> 00:19:41,971 - What is it? - Stick it in the right. 227 00:19:46,526 --> 00:19:50,357 We have two hitchhikers as blind passengers... 228 00:19:50,446 --> 00:19:53,151 The fish translates for you! 229 00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:57,234 The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like 230 00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:01,655 and sure enough the strangest thing in the universe. 231 00:20:01,747 --> 00:20:06,207 It lives on brainwave energy and absorbs unconscious frequencies 232 00:20:06,293 --> 00:20:11,169 and emits conscious waves to the speech center of the brain. 233 00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:14,797 See if you stick one in the �right 234 00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:20,506 you can immediately understand everything in any language. 235 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,096 It's no use resisting. 236 00:20:34,903 --> 00:20:36,978 - They're coming. - Like that. Up on the dapper. 237 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:18,482 Sir? 238 00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:21,318 Hitchhikers. 239 00:22:00,728 --> 00:22:03,978 Oh, you bastard gruntbugly… 240 00:22:04,065 --> 00:22:06,602 They do not need to read aloud. 241 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,396 We have put you through enough trouble. 242 00:22:09,486 --> 00:22:14,648 Like blabbermouthed gabbleblotchits on a foamy bee... 243 00:22:14,743 --> 00:22:20,080 Vogonian poetry is considered the third worst in the universe. 244 00:22:21,247 --> 00:22:24,497 The next worst is the one, that is written by the Azgoths from Kria. 245 00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:28,118 Then their great poet Gryntos the Intestinal Recited the Poem 246 00:22:28,211 --> 00:22:33,798 Ode to a green lump of kit I found in the armpit that summer morning 247 00:22:33,925 --> 00:22:37,128 the four in the audience died of internal bleeding 248 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:40,719 and the Chairman of the Central Galactic Art Bribery Committee 249 00:22:40,807 --> 00:22:43,215 survived by gnawing one of his own legs. 250 00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:48,219 Or I'll tear you apart for gobberwants... 251 00:22:51,356 --> 00:22:55,769 The worst ones were written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. 252 00:22:55,861 --> 00:22:58,352 Fortunately they went away with Earth. 253 00:22:58,489 --> 00:23:03,150 See if I can... 254 00:23:05,329 --> 00:23:10,701 N�, peasant, I give you a choice. 255 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:13,911 You can either die in the vacuum of space 256 00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:18,837 or... tell, what do you think of my poem. 257 00:23:20,468 --> 00:23:24,381 I actually could quite like it. 258 00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:29,261 That's good. Keep going. 259 00:23:29,351 --> 00:23:35,267 I didn't understand some of the words, but the imagery was quite effective. 260 00:23:36,189 --> 00:23:37,517 Continue. 261 00:23:37,607 --> 00:23:41,272 There was an interesting rhythm 262 00:23:41,361 --> 00:23:43,815 which sort of worked as counterpoint 263 00:23:43,904 --> 00:23:46,574 to the underlying metaphor for humanity... 264 00:23:46,657 --> 00:23:52,445 - The vogonity! - Vogonity in the poet's soul. 265 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:02,795 So you say so that I write poems 266 00:24:02,921 --> 00:24:07,333 because I during my low kingdom, hard, heartless exterior 267 00:24:07,425 --> 00:24:11,375 just wish... to be loved? 268 00:24:12,638 --> 00:24:14,678 Yes... 269 00:24:14,766 --> 00:24:17,221 Yes... 270 00:24:22,813 --> 00:24:24,391 Cool them off! 271 00:24:31,906 --> 00:24:35,441 It's no use resisting. 272 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:42,616 Shut up! Get a job! Wash your dirty hands! 273 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,453 Don't worry. 274 00:24:45,543 --> 00:24:51,544 Now it has all happened. We have to die. 275 00:24:51,631 --> 00:24:55,249 Yes... We have to die. 276 00:24:55,343 --> 00:24:58,260 No! What is it? 277 00:24:58,345 --> 00:25:00,006 What is it? 278 00:25:00,097 --> 00:25:04,392 It... is nothing. Yes, we die. 279 00:25:15,068 --> 00:25:17,191 You're sweating. 280 00:25:25,454 --> 00:25:27,697 - Do you want a hug? - No. 281 00:25:41,260 --> 00:25:44,842 "The room" is large according to the preface in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 282 00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:47,385 Immensely large. 283 00:25:47,473 --> 00:25:52,894 You cannot fathom how powerful colossally incomprehensibly big it is... 284 00:25:52,978 --> 00:25:54,853 ... and so on. 285 00:25:54,939 --> 00:25:57,973 It also says that if one takes a deep breath 286 00:25:58,065 --> 00:26:03,486 can you survive in it empty rooms for about half a minute. 287 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:08,399 But the room is huge after all see the chances of being picked up 288 00:26:08,493 --> 00:26:10,651 is 2 in 2 billionths 289 00:26:10,744 --> 00:26:13,780 79 millionths 460 thousand 290 00:26:13,914 --> 00:26:16,867 347 end to 1. 291 00:26:16,959 --> 00:26:21,452 Surprisingly, 2,79,460,347 the number for that place in Islington 292 00:26:21,585 --> 00:26:23,792 where Arthur was at the costume party 293 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,214 and met a sweet woman and made a huge fool of himself. 294 00:26:30,721 --> 00:26:34,765 Beautiful Earth, the flat in Islington 295 00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:40,472 and the phone is �delivered were Ford and Arthur actually saved. 296 00:26:40,563 --> 00:26:43,398 - Ford? - Yes. 297 00:26:43,483 --> 00:26:47,562 - I think I'm a sofa. - I know how you feel. 298 00:26:53,115 --> 00:26:54,907 NORMALITY RESTORED 299 00:26:54,992 --> 00:26:57,697 There, the laws of physics were abolished. 300 00:26:57,786 --> 00:26:59,613 Back to the main story. 301 00:26:59,746 --> 00:27:04,040 A sensational theft of the most coveted spaceships in the universe 302 00:27:04,126 --> 00:27:06,035 Heart of Gold... 303 00:27:06,129 --> 00:27:08,663 It was stolen during the shooting by no one else 304 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,588 than the galaxy president, Zaphod Beeblebrox. 305 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:16,963 In the people, freedom, democracy and everything like the name of something 306 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:21,097 I hereby abduct myself, and I'll take the ship with me! 307 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:28,813 Beeblebrox, which is considered the faintest star in several solar systems 308 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,564 is best known for victory above Humma Kavula 309 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:36,599 who claimed that many voted for it worst dressed sentient being 310 00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:38,772 in the universe. 311 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,867 Kavula is best remembered for the gossipy 312 00:27:43,994 --> 00:27:46,532 "Don't vote for the fool" campaign. 313 00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:50,121 Forget your ego. Something important has happened. 314 00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:54,585 If anything is more important than my ego, it must be shot. 315 00:27:56,464 --> 00:27:59,499 Zaphod is just an ordinary guy. 316 00:28:02,385 --> 00:28:03,416 Calm down now! 317 00:28:03,552 --> 00:28:07,800 - I just sat and watched myself. - We have two hitchhikers. 318 00:28:07,891 --> 00:28:10,464 Why have you brought hitchhikers? 319 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,433 It was the ship. 320 00:28:12,561 --> 00:28:14,768 What? What kind of thing? 321 00:28:14,855 --> 00:28:19,482 When we beat the improbability momentum to... The big button. 322 00:28:19,569 --> 00:28:21,605 - Yes, yes. - We picked them up 323 00:28:21,693 --> 00:28:26,071 in sector ZZ-9 Pluralis Z Alpha. That's where you picked me up. 324 00:28:26,156 --> 00:28:28,066 - On Earth. - It's impossible. 325 00:28:28,158 --> 00:28:31,491 - No, just very unlikely. - I don't have time for this. 326 00:28:31,619 --> 00:28:35,866 Half the police in the galaxy are after us, and then we pick up hitchhikers. 327 00:28:35,957 --> 00:28:38,284 Your style is top notch 328 00:28:38,378 --> 00:28:40,832 but the thinker scraping the bottom from below. 329 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,206 You are too beautiful, baby. Stop. I can't stand it. 330 00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,664 No. I'm sending Marvin down. 331 00:28:48,886 --> 00:28:50,676 Marvin! 332 00:28:53,807 --> 00:28:56,725 So you just need to know, that I am enormously depressed. 333 00:28:57,852 --> 00:29:01,185 We'll probably get some other thoughts into your head. 334 00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:05,934 It doesn't work. I have an enormous head. 335 00:29:06,069 --> 00:29:11,986 Yes, we know that. But you must go down to reception room two 336 00:29:12,114 --> 00:29:14,949 and pick up our blind passengers. 337 00:29:15,033 --> 00:29:18,318 Just like that without further ado? It doesn't bother me. 338 00:29:18,411 --> 00:29:21,081 Well, but that's life. 339 00:29:21,164 --> 00:29:25,412 Life? May I be free! 340 00:29:34,592 --> 00:29:37,047 - Commander Kwaltz. - Yes. 341 00:29:37,135 --> 00:29:41,466 We have found the Heart of Gold and president Beeblebrox. 342 00:29:41,558 --> 00:29:45,685 - Where? - In sector ZZ-9 Pluralis Z Alpha. 343 00:29:45,770 --> 00:29:48,308 Requests hyperspace permission. 344 00:29:48,439 --> 00:29:54,312 Stay at your position, Captain, until you get permission. 345 00:29:54,403 --> 00:29:58,730 Change me to Vice President Questular. 346 00:30:02,117 --> 00:30:06,329 Hyperspace clearance granted, Captain. 347 00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:33,096 D�ren sighed. 348 00:30:33,186 --> 00:30:35,594 It's just enough to throw up on, isn't it? 349 00:30:35,689 --> 00:30:38,097 All the doors are programmed 350 00:30:38,191 --> 00:30:41,394 to be happy and cheerful. 351 00:30:43,573 --> 00:30:48,363 Well, come on. I have received an order for to follow you up to the bridge. 352 00:30:50,201 --> 00:30:52,195 So run and jump. 353 00:30:52,288 --> 00:30:55,538 Here I am with a brain on the size of a planet 354 00:30:55,624 --> 00:30:58,162 and then I will follow you up to the bridge. 355 00:30:58,293 --> 00:31:01,744 Is it perhaps satisfactory? No. 356 00:31:01,838 --> 00:31:07,545 You can thank Sirius Cybernetics Corporation for robots with GPP. 357 00:31:07,636 --> 00:31:11,133 - What is GPP? - Genuine Person-Personality. 358 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:15,681 I am personality prototype. That's pretty obvious, isn't it? 359 00:31:21,814 --> 00:31:23,356 Arthur? 360 00:31:24,275 --> 00:31:28,852 Slim, have you my underpants on�? 361 00:31:28,945 --> 00:31:31,733 Because I have your p�, and they don't really move. 362 00:31:34,908 --> 00:31:36,983 Our Lord is preserved! 363 00:31:37,952 --> 00:31:40,869 I have the strangers with me. Finally, you don't have to thank me. 364 00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:45,164 Freeze! 365 00:31:45,293 --> 00:31:48,793 Freeze? i am a robot not a refrigerator. 366 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,499 - Not you, grinbiter. - Why do I bother? 367 00:31:52,593 --> 00:31:54,384 - Zaphod? - Ford? 368 00:31:54,511 --> 00:31:58,886 Is that you? Ford! Praxibetel Ix! 369 00:31:58,972 --> 00:32:00,964 What are you doing here? 370 00:32:01,057 --> 00:32:04,472 I just thumbed and here I am. 371 00:32:04,601 --> 00:32:07,389 - How typical of you! - Let me see you! 372 00:32:07,521 --> 00:32:11,899 Galaxy President! Think you beat Humma Kavula. 373 00:32:11,985 --> 00:32:13,610 You Zarkinian frood! 374 00:32:13,694 --> 00:32:18,071 You have to greet a friend. Arthur, this is Zaphod Beeblebrox. 375 00:32:19,283 --> 00:32:24,275 He is the president of the galaxy and mine cousin. He is my half-brother. 376 00:32:24,369 --> 00:32:27,952 - We have three of the same mothers. - We have met each other. 377 00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:33,537 Do we have it? Excuse me. I'm terrible at remembering species. 378 00:32:33,627 --> 00:32:37,957 It's with him "do you want to see my spaceship?" 379 00:32:39,509 --> 00:32:44,751 - Hey, Arthur! - Tricia! 380 00:32:44,847 --> 00:32:47,252 - How are you? - Trillian! 381 00:32:47,347 --> 00:32:51,132 This is my half-brother, Ix... Sorry, Ford. 382 00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:58,061 Let's just talk a moment? 383 00:32:58,151 --> 00:33:01,400 Well, so you took it down to the small planet without calling? 384 00:33:01,487 --> 00:33:04,322 I didn't know you were there. After all, I have to rule a galaxy. 385 00:33:04,406 --> 00:33:06,696 Tricia McMillan. 386 00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:09,948 I heard him call you Trillian. Which of us is right? 387 00:33:10,035 --> 00:33:12,608 I shortened it to something more spacious. 388 00:33:12,745 --> 00:33:15,284 Yes. I'm actually considering it too� to change my to... 389 00:33:15,374 --> 00:33:17,331 ...Arthoolia. 390 00:33:17,417 --> 00:33:21,462 It was good! How strange is this. 391 00:33:21,546 --> 00:33:25,081 - How did you end up here? - I was just thumbing. 392 00:33:25,175 --> 00:33:28,792 - Sure. In your pajamas. - I was busy. 393 00:33:28,928 --> 00:33:31,004 Did you know I was here? 394 00:33:31,097 --> 00:33:33,764 Hold up. I also have a spaceman. 395 00:33:33,848 --> 00:33:36,552 It is somewhat reminiscent of the dingo dance. 396 00:33:38,811 --> 00:33:42,643 Here here. I left you at the party. That I'm sorry. I would have called. 397 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:45,732 Now it's too late, right? 398 00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:48,436 You know what happened, right? 399 00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:51,315 Enough talking. I stole the spaceship. 400 00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:53,315 So we just stand and talk. 401 00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:55,865 The girl must... B�h! 402 00:33:55,994 --> 00:34:01,283 You missed the chance, so shut up, or I'll unload you in the space nuts. 403 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,951 Shall we fight? The land dweller will fight! 404 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:09,376 I'm just kidding! I am a mockingbird. Let's be friends. 405 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,332 You hadn't seen that one, had you? 406 00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:15,758 It went out like lightning! You know that shit! 407 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:19,304 You should give your mate a learning curve. 408 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:21,802 He is a guest on board my ship! 409 00:34:22,809 --> 00:34:24,847 You said you stole it. 410 00:34:26,478 --> 00:34:29,350 Stolen what? What are we talking about? 411 00:34:31,109 --> 00:34:33,101 That doesn't sound good. 412 00:34:37,572 --> 00:34:40,906 - Are you okay? - Top notch. Thanks, "Trill"! 413 00:34:40,992 --> 00:34:43,863 I need help. I have no control over it at all. 414 00:34:43,953 --> 00:34:47,285 Now I have to fix it. You gentle Zarquon, do I have to do everything? Yes. 415 00:34:48,706 --> 00:34:50,913 No, where is it? 416 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,538 - No! - They're right after us! 417 00:34:53,669 --> 00:34:56,041 Fire a missile! Give them a beating! 418 00:35:05,557 --> 00:35:06,552 Stop! 419 00:35:06,641 --> 00:35:08,765 I fart. I love to kiss. Hit me! 420 00:35:08,852 --> 00:35:11,719 - Computer? - Hello! 421 00:35:11,811 --> 00:35:13,887 I'm Eddie, the ship's computer. 422 00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:17,728 I can report with great joy, that it is a fleet of Vogon fighters! 423 00:35:17,817 --> 00:35:20,104 They have sent a message. 424 00:35:20,193 --> 00:35:22,566 It's the vice president Questular Rontok. 425 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:26,071 This is a message to the president's abductor. 426 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,363 She loves me. 427 00:35:27,451 --> 00:35:29,609 Deliver the stolen vessel immediately 428 00:35:29,744 --> 00:35:33,242 or we take action according to 429 00:35:35,290 --> 00:35:39,239 paragraph 1-8 of the galactic interstellar space statutes. 430 00:35:39,335 --> 00:35:42,704 Zaphod, now come back. This is crazy. 431 00:35:42,797 --> 00:35:45,548 Into hyper space! Come on! 432 00:35:45,675 --> 00:35:47,667 Sure, mate. 433 00:35:54,851 --> 00:35:56,262 No! 434 00:35:56,394 --> 00:36:01,766 Had they got it right hyperspace permission? 435 00:36:01,856 --> 00:36:03,730 No, Commander. 436 00:36:06,652 --> 00:36:11,230 Give me Request for follow-up of the refugee form. 437 00:36:11,324 --> 00:36:13,316 I'm coming! 438 00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:18,195 I cook. Here it is. 439 00:36:21,665 --> 00:36:25,911 Do you want to go on a trip, or shall I drop you off somewhere? 440 00:36:26,002 --> 00:36:29,335 It depends... Where are you going? 441 00:36:29,422 --> 00:36:31,414 Where am I going? 442 00:36:32,509 --> 00:36:36,969 - Are you okay? - Yes. You don't have any tea, do you? 443 00:36:37,055 --> 00:36:40,139 Yes, we have. Now I have to show you the kitchen. 444 00:36:40,225 --> 00:36:44,720 When you see this, you will come to to beg to join. 445 00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:49,223 The best drink that exists is the pangalactic palate pleaser. 446 00:36:49,314 --> 00:36:54,023 The effect is similar to having the brain smashed by a slice of lemon 447 00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:56,683 it's wrapped around about a large gold bar. 448 00:37:01,410 --> 00:37:04,327 For Belgium then! Wait a little. 449 00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:08,201 Hello, monkey man. Ground guy. What is your name? 450 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:10,746 Arthur. 451 00:37:10,835 --> 00:37:14,168 Well yes. You don't hold a grudge, do you? Your planet is bad. The one who... 452 00:37:14,254 --> 00:37:16,081 - The Earth. - I liked the ground. 453 00:37:16,173 --> 00:37:19,209 I bought these boots down there. But if you tell the girl 454 00:37:19,301 --> 00:37:23,001 I feel the spleen out through your neck. 455 00:37:23,096 --> 00:37:26,014 - Nice enough. Thanks mate. - Cool enough. 456 00:37:26,099 --> 00:37:29,135 Cool pajamas. 457 00:37:31,937 --> 00:37:34,937 Zaphod, what are you doing? with the two heads? 458 00:37:35,689 --> 00:37:39,687 Well yes. You cannot be president with a whole brain. 459 00:37:39,776 --> 00:37:41,816 It's far out. 460 00:37:41,903 --> 00:37:44,026 - So you have shared it over. - Yes. 461 00:37:44,114 --> 00:37:48,243 Some of my personality traits was not exactly presidential. 462 00:37:48,327 --> 00:37:50,283 You know what I mean. 463 00:37:53,957 --> 00:37:56,531 Your tea is ready. 464 00:38:08,343 --> 00:38:13,220 I guess I should have said that it reminds of tea. 465 00:38:13,307 --> 00:38:16,095 Are two heads the luck of a girl? 466 00:38:16,186 --> 00:38:18,510 What if I had two or three? 467 00:38:18,605 --> 00:38:20,763 Or your own spaceship. 468 00:38:21,730 --> 00:38:23,604 Is there more he has two of? 469 00:38:23,691 --> 00:38:26,181 Now stop being like that. 470 00:38:26,276 --> 00:38:30,524 Should I be green? and say blip sounds? 471 00:38:30,614 --> 00:38:33,401 I can turn inside out on my legs. 472 00:38:33,492 --> 00:38:37,324 Here here. Can you see it here? 473 00:38:37,454 --> 00:38:41,499 It measures what you hunger for, and make it one. 474 00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:43,825 A piece of lovely bass. 475 00:38:47,587 --> 00:38:49,580 Can you see this? 476 00:38:52,717 --> 00:38:59,169 It... toasts bread... while cutting it. 477 00:39:00,141 --> 00:39:05,051 We're on board a spaceship, Arthur! Out in space! 478 00:39:05,145 --> 00:39:08,063 I said, I would like to leave. 479 00:39:08,148 --> 00:39:11,598 Madagascar was alt� some kind of test. 480 00:39:12,609 --> 00:39:14,352 And I dumped. 481 00:39:14,444 --> 00:39:17,944 - How much does it hurt? - It's not very nice. 482 00:39:18,032 --> 00:39:20,072 I'm talking about your chin. 483 00:39:20,159 --> 00:39:23,159 I have maybe a headache pill. 484 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,900 Hoof! 485 00:39:30,461 --> 00:39:35,619 Tricia... Trillian. Excuse me. There is something I must tell you. 486 00:39:35,713 --> 00:39:38,999 - Let it be. - That's it now, Trill! 487 00:39:45,723 --> 00:39:48,296 let me Buttons are not played�j. 488 00:39:48,392 --> 00:39:50,051 Buttons are not played�j. 489 00:39:50,143 --> 00:39:53,228 Well, but when I saw this 490 00:39:53,313 --> 00:39:57,974 I realized why I had to do it, I did to my brain. 491 00:39:58,066 --> 00:40:01,233 I think probably... It's all a bit... 492 00:40:02,028 --> 00:40:03,059 ...unclear. 493 00:40:06,116 --> 00:40:09,235 I have seen it. It's some brash. 494 00:40:12,831 --> 00:40:15,037 Many millions of years ago 495 00:40:15,124 --> 00:40:18,576 became a race hyperintelligent pandimensional beings 496 00:40:18,670 --> 00:40:22,583 so tired of the eternal gabble about the meaning of life 497 00:40:22,673 --> 00:40:25,626 that two of their very brightest minds 498 00:40:25,758 --> 00:40:29,043 designed and built a mastodontic supercomputer 499 00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:33,514 which should calculate the answer on life, the universe and everything. 500 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,600 Oh, Deep Thought. 501 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:40,948 You must tell us... the answer. 502 00:40:41,081 --> 00:40:43,288 The answer to what? 503 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:48,001 On life, the universe and everything. 504 00:40:48,129 --> 00:40:52,128 We the smashers want an answer. Something simple. 505 00:40:52,218 --> 00:40:54,887 I'll just have to think about that. 506 00:40:54,970 --> 00:41:00,429 Come back in a minute seven and a half million years. 507 00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:05,637 - Is it finished? - No, there's more. They return. 508 00:41:05,732 --> 00:41:10,810 - Seven and a half million years later? - Exactly. 509 00:41:27,508 --> 00:41:29,998 Deep Thought… Do you… 510 00:41:30,093 --> 00:41:34,507 An answer? Yes, but you will not be happy. 511 00:41:35,683 --> 00:41:38,768 Never mind. We must and must hear it. 512 00:41:38,855 --> 00:41:41,771 The answer to the final question... 513 00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:47,352 ... about life, the universe and all... 514 00:41:49,031 --> 00:41:50,111 ... is... 515 00:41:56,957 --> 00:41:58,500 42. 516 00:42:02,129 --> 00:42:04,003 42?! 517 00:42:04,090 --> 00:42:08,253 Yes, I have thought quite a bit thoroughly about it. It's 42. 518 00:42:08,344 --> 00:42:11,678 It would have been easier if I had known what the question was. 519 00:42:11,764 --> 00:42:16,594 Well, that was the question. The ultimate question. About everything! 520 00:42:16,687 --> 00:42:18,560 It is not a question. 521 00:42:18,688 --> 00:42:22,390 Only when you know the question, do you know what the answer means. 522 00:42:22,485 --> 00:42:27,114 - Then give us the definitive question. - I can't. 523 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,149 But there is someone who can. A computer will calculate the final question. 524 00:42:31,245 --> 00:42:33,820 A computer, is so infinitely advanced 525 00:42:33,957 --> 00:42:38,001 that life itself becomes a part of its operating system. 526 00:42:38,169 --> 00:42:42,250 You must adopt new ones, more primitive forms 527 00:42:42,383 --> 00:42:48,088 and drag down into the computer and control the 10 million year long program. 528 00:42:48,223 --> 00:42:51,923 I design the computer, and it will be called... 529 00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:54,384 INFORMATION DELETED 530 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,976 - Is that all? - Yes. 531 00:43:01,070 --> 00:43:04,938 You are looking for it definitive questions. Why? 532 00:43:05,033 --> 00:43:09,031 I have tried that. "Why? 42." It doesn't work. Get her ready. 533 00:43:10,872 --> 00:43:13,993 Why you want to know the ultimate question? 534 00:43:14,085 --> 00:43:17,039 Partly because I'm curious and adventurous... 535 00:43:17,213 --> 00:43:20,582 But mostly to become rich and famous. 536 00:43:20,675 --> 00:43:22,834 Aren't you galaxy president? 537 00:43:22,928 --> 00:43:24,802 - Yes, Arman. - Arthur. 538 00:43:24,888 --> 00:43:28,803 A president's fame is temporary. The question... 539 00:43:28,893 --> 00:43:33,769 ...hangs on. And everyone believes, man is profound. Profit on all shelves! 540 00:43:34,483 --> 00:43:39,146 We push that button and... bang! So we're on Magrathea... probably. 541 00:43:39,238 --> 00:43:42,441 We have pressed twice with no success. 542 00:43:42,574 --> 00:43:44,983 - Are you there? - Always. 543 00:43:45,077 --> 00:43:47,865 - Like that! - I want to leave. 544 00:43:47,956 --> 00:43:51,407 - Sorry. What are we doing? - This! 545 00:43:55,631 --> 00:43:59,333 Infinite improbability progression is a wonderful new method 546 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:02,262 to travel interstellar distances lightning fast 547 00:44:02,347 --> 00:44:05,514 without wasting time in hyperspace. 548 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,851 When achieved infinite improbability 549 00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:11,393 passes the ship through any conceivable point 550 00:44:11,481 --> 00:44:14,768 in every conceivable universe almost at the same time. 551 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:16,937 So you never know, where you end up 552 00:44:17,030 --> 00:44:19,651 or what you become. 553 00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:22,696 That is why it is important to be properly dressed. 554 00:44:22,786 --> 00:44:27,115 Progress occurred after trial with limited improbability 555 00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:29,331 where parties were started 556 00:44:29,418 --> 00:44:34,794 by getting the host's underwear to move left 557 00:44:34,883 --> 00:44:37,422 according to the indeterminacy theory. 558 00:44:37,553 --> 00:44:43,307 Reputed physicists rejected it partly because it was degrading 559 00:44:43,393 --> 00:44:47,391 but mostly because they weren't invited along to these kinds of parties. 560 00:44:57,617 --> 00:45:01,069 Happens every time we press on that button? 561 00:45:01,163 --> 00:45:03,072 Most likely, yes. 562 00:45:03,207 --> 00:45:06,160 The earthling must vomit. 563 00:45:06,251 --> 00:45:09,122 Trash it, monkey man. The ship is brand new. 564 00:45:10,047 --> 00:45:11,839 Completely honest. 565 00:45:11,966 --> 00:45:14,458 We have normality. 566 00:45:14,594 --> 00:45:16,171 Did it work? Are we there? 567 00:45:16,679 --> 00:45:17,959 NORMALITY RESTORED 568 00:45:18,055 --> 00:45:22,221 Yes. We are here. Magrathea! 569 00:45:22,311 --> 00:45:24,019 I don't think so. Eddie... 570 00:45:24,146 --> 00:45:26,104 What kind of planet is that? 571 00:45:26,232 --> 00:45:28,023 Now I have to check it. 572 00:45:28,109 --> 00:45:33,105 Did you pull out a hair... off my head? 573 00:45:33,908 --> 00:45:36,744 Thank you for waiting. I'm sorry, 574 00:45:36,828 --> 00:45:38,904 but it is not Magrathea. 575 00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:42,788 We are in a circle about Viltvodle 6. 576 00:45:43,793 --> 00:45:45,786 Humma Kavula! 577 00:45:46,713 --> 00:45:51,626 Magrathea must wait! I have an account to settle. 578 00:45:52,471 --> 00:45:55,388 Humma Kavula! 579 00:45:59,645 --> 00:46:03,856 In the beginning was the universe created. 580 00:46:03,982 --> 00:46:08,776 It caused great resentment and was considered a stupid move. 581 00:46:10,907 --> 00:46:14,193 Many races think it was created by some god. 582 00:46:14,328 --> 00:46:16,865 But the Jatravartid people at Viltvodle 6 583 00:46:16,955 --> 00:46:21,913 firmly believes that the universe just got out of the creature's nose 584 00:46:22,002 --> 00:46:24,791 The Gigantic Green Arkle Attack. 585 00:46:24,881 --> 00:46:26,540 Humma Kavula! 586 00:46:26,633 --> 00:46:30,416 The Jatravartis who lived in eternal fear of the time they called 587 00:46:30,512 --> 00:46:32,551 The large white pocket square come 588 00:46:32,639 --> 00:46:36,389 was small and blue with over 50 arms. 589 00:46:36,477 --> 00:46:39,016 It was the only race in history 590 00:46:39,105 --> 00:46:42,854 who had invented the spray can deodorant for the wheel. 591 00:46:44,778 --> 00:46:46,771 Mr. President! 592 00:46:46,865 --> 00:46:48,571 Hello with you. Hello. 593 00:46:48,698 --> 00:46:50,775 What do we have here? You are too delicious. 594 00:46:58,418 --> 00:47:01,039 Are you family? Wait here. Keep voting. 595 00:47:01,129 --> 00:47:07,464 Arthur. I want a drink. I guess I've been here before, haven't I? 596 00:47:11,099 --> 00:47:13,140 Ixxie! 597 00:47:13,268 --> 00:47:16,223 - I've been here before. - Humma Kavula! 598 00:47:16,314 --> 00:47:18,056 Come and see. 599 00:47:18,148 --> 00:47:20,984 Tricia! 600 00:47:25,949 --> 00:47:33,246 Now we are waiting for you with anticipation. 601 00:47:34,209 --> 00:47:40,746 The handkerchief leads us to you. 602 00:47:49,559 --> 00:47:51,387 Hey Huma! 603 00:47:52,896 --> 00:47:57,274 - Sit down. - Nice to see you. Thanks. 604 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,483 The handkerchief is coming. 605 00:47:59,570 --> 00:48:05,443 Let us pray that the Almighty smearing pity on us all. 606 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:11,035 That's all� Humma Kavula. I thought it was swearing. 607 00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:16,086 We lift our noses, clogged and unplastered 608 00:48:16,171 --> 00:48:18,295 in deep sympathy for you. 609 00:48:20,051 --> 00:48:24,962 Send the handkerchief, so it can wipe us clean. 610 00:48:25,057 --> 00:48:30,762 We pray for that and all things in your precious and alliterative name. 611 00:48:39,699 --> 00:48:41,571 Blessed be you. 612 00:48:42,033 --> 00:48:44,359 Are we going in here? 613 00:48:44,453 --> 00:48:48,287 Cool place. It's big, golden and smart. Luxury. 614 00:48:48,376 --> 00:48:51,909 Zaphod Beeblebrox, our infamous president. 615 00:48:52,004 --> 00:48:54,756 What brings you out to our humble planet? 616 00:48:54,841 --> 00:48:58,969 - You probably know why I'm here. - No, I guess I won't. 617 00:48:59,053 --> 00:49:04,678 I think you think you don't know. But we both know you do. 618 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,394 Eloquent as always, Zaphod. 619 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:11,347 Your wording skills is an eternal source of amazement. 620 00:49:11,442 --> 00:49:14,479 During the election campaign, Humma 621 00:49:14,571 --> 00:49:19,067 when we fought each other, you said i was stupid 622 00:49:38,721 --> 00:49:43,136 The choice is here the past to, Zaphod. 623 00:49:45,604 --> 00:49:47,477 But... if I remember correctly, did you win 624 00:49:47,564 --> 00:49:50,271 Such a nice exterior and charm 625 00:49:50,361 --> 00:49:55,866 Defeats alt� genius and leadership qualities. 626 00:50:00,121 --> 00:50:03,372 And by chance... then you are stupid. 627 00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:06,032 Excuse me. Sorry, mr. Hum. 628 00:50:07,171 --> 00:50:10,291 A terrible error has occurred. 629 00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:12,791 He is not with us. 630 00:50:12,887 --> 00:50:15,804 We came to worship you. He followed us. 631 00:50:15,889 --> 00:50:18,642 He got... pretty tall, huh? 632 00:50:18,768 --> 00:50:23,762 You haven't traveled that far for a reason of old grudges from the election campaign. 633 00:50:25,274 --> 00:50:27,314 What do you want? 634 00:50:28,903 --> 00:50:31,573 No no. Where can you believe it? 635 00:50:31,657 --> 00:50:37,280 I have been stranded on a strange planet. I have not avoided you. 636 00:50:37,371 --> 00:50:40,372 You look like a million. You are fine. 637 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:42,165 You have grown. 638 00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:46,294 Now wait a minute! we don't know why we are here. 639 00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:50,000 We are going to Magrathea, and our ship brought us out here. 640 00:50:51,594 --> 00:50:55,095 How utterly... unlikely. 641 00:51:02,524 --> 00:51:05,312 I have kept some souvenirs from my past life. 642 00:51:05,402 --> 00:51:08,320 Ah, the heady days as a space pirate. 643 00:51:09,323 --> 00:51:16,074 But even infinite improbability- propulsion must use coordinates. 644 00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:18,578 And I happen to have them. 645 00:51:20,460 --> 00:51:22,833 Nothing is free, Zaphod. 646 00:51:22,963 --> 00:51:25,585 You have to give me something in return. 647 00:51:25,675 --> 00:51:28,592 - What? - A shooter. 648 00:51:28,678 --> 00:51:30,635 A very special shooter 649 00:51:30,721 --> 00:51:34,056 designed by the biggest computer ever. 650 00:51:34,142 --> 00:51:37,059 But you can only find it by traveling to Magrathea. 651 00:51:37,145 --> 00:51:41,643 Fine. I'll probably get your slider. Just give me the coordinates. 652 00:51:41,734 --> 00:51:44,522 What do I get as collateral? 653 00:51:45,364 --> 00:51:47,771 My word as president. 654 00:51:49,076 --> 00:51:52,575 No. I need a hostage. 655 00:51:55,083 --> 00:52:02,296 But... What the hell Zaphod Beeblebrox price p�? 656 00:52:06,094 --> 00:52:08,088 Hold up. 657 00:52:11,101 --> 00:52:12,928 oh no! 658 00:52:13,061 --> 00:52:15,848 Calm down now! Think about it now! 659 00:52:15,939 --> 00:52:19,107 No! Hold up! Wait! God, how it tickles! 660 00:52:19,193 --> 00:52:22,777 Two heads are better than one. So you get twice as much pleasure. 661 00:52:23,572 --> 00:52:26,610 It's cheating! You need me! 662 00:52:26,743 --> 00:52:30,908 Come back! You mustn't leave me hanging on it! 663 00:52:30,997 --> 00:52:33,489 FOOL 664 00:52:36,115 --> 00:52:39,900 It was fun. I only thought it was me who thought 665 00:52:39,995 --> 00:52:42,747 your guy is a narcissistic jerk but so does the entire galaxy. 666 00:52:42,831 --> 00:52:45,583 You should talk! "Sorry, Mr. Humma." 667 00:52:45,668 --> 00:52:50,130 "We are not with him. We came to worship you.” How brave! 668 00:52:56,221 --> 00:53:02,676 Left about, march! Left, right, left, right... 669 00:53:02,771 --> 00:53:07,066 Mr. President, we have arrived to protect you. 670 00:53:07,527 --> 00:53:10,147 Shoot the kidnapper! 671 00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:14,898 The president is the kidnapper! You kill him! 672 00:53:16,995 --> 00:53:18,954 It's finished! 673 00:53:21,876 --> 00:53:24,248 Thank you, honey. I hit the wire. 674 00:53:29,550 --> 00:53:32,005 Come on, Zaphod. 675 00:53:35,515 --> 00:53:38,268 - What have I missed? - What the hell have you been doing? 676 00:53:38,352 --> 00:53:41,851 I have probed the terrain. They found us. Belgium slump! 677 00:53:41,939 --> 00:53:44,692 Downturn? They are shooting at us! What are we doing? 678 00:53:44,818 --> 00:53:48,067 - I have an ID. - Push him out and run away. 679 00:53:48,153 --> 00:53:50,646 He is the one they want! 680 00:53:50,741 --> 00:53:52,983 Tricia, you don't have to go out there. 681 00:53:54,287 --> 00:53:57,241 - Wake up! - What's going on? 682 00:53:58,916 --> 00:54:02,202 I have the president, and I kill him! 683 00:54:02,295 --> 00:54:06,246 - Can that one kill him? - I don't think so. 684 00:54:06,383 --> 00:54:08,542 It's a spray can. 685 00:54:08,637 --> 00:54:11,127 Well. Now I'm scared. I'm afraid. 686 00:54:12,767 --> 00:54:16,217 - Hello, little friends. - Take her. 687 00:54:16,311 --> 00:54:19,313 - Zaphod, go! - Arthur! 688 00:54:20,107 --> 00:54:22,943 - Arthur! - Tricia! 689 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:26,029 Wait! 690 00:54:34,999 --> 00:54:37,489 Arthur! 691 00:54:40,254 --> 00:54:43,254 It's no use resisting! 692 00:54:53,227 --> 00:54:56,976 Take her up to Vogsf�ren to the court, captain. 693 00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:00,477 Where is the circus? 694 00:55:00,568 --> 00:55:03,237 They got her and it's my fault. 695 00:55:03,321 --> 00:55:04,781 Come on! 696 00:55:08,370 --> 00:55:10,363 Computer, we want to go to Magrathea! 697 00:55:10,456 --> 00:55:12,946 No! We have to get Tricia. 698 00:55:14,502 --> 00:55:18,037 Trillian, you derelict half-brain! 699 00:55:18,131 --> 00:55:20,502 You have to go out. 700 00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:25,215 Computer, we're not going to Magrathea. Follow the spaceships. 701 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,053 I would like to, but my control system has been switched off. 702 00:55:29,182 --> 00:55:30,256 Totally honest! 703 00:55:30,386 --> 00:55:34,867 - It's not my fault anyway. - They are munching on the spaceship. 704 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,573 - Ford? - Marvin... 705 00:55:36,664 --> 00:55:39,061 I have spoken to the ship's computer. 706 00:55:39,198 --> 00:55:40,853 And? 707 00:55:40,944 --> 00:55:42,480 It hates me. 708 00:55:42,856 --> 00:55:45,763 Eddie? Computer? 709 00:55:45,849 --> 00:55:49,335 Can you follow the ships in another way? 710 00:55:49,464 --> 00:55:53,909 Activating emergency capsule! It is super fast and fun to fly. 711 00:55:56,322 --> 00:55:57,810 Unbelievable. 712 00:55:57,901 --> 00:56:02,180 Ford? Do you have any ideas? 713 00:56:02,265 --> 00:56:04,546 - I press this button. - No! 714 00:56:04,634 --> 00:56:06,088 DO NOT PRESS HERE AGAIN 715 00:56:06,172 --> 00:56:09,162 Nothing! Okay! 716 00:56:09,289 --> 00:56:12,233 Like that! Well done! 717 00:56:12,324 --> 00:56:15,895 - We're wobbly. - Artie, you forgot your towel. 718 00:56:15,981 --> 00:56:19,400 Get him away! I'll kill him! 719 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,040 Did it help? 720 00:56:21,135 --> 00:56:23,167 No, that made it worse. 721 00:56:23,296 --> 00:56:26,535 I don't need it. 722 00:56:26,621 --> 00:56:29,362 Marvin, do you have any ideas? 723 00:56:29,447 --> 00:56:33,053 I have a million ideas. They all end with certain death. 724 00:56:33,147 --> 00:56:34,553 Thanks a lot, Marv. 725 00:57:20,528 --> 00:57:24,557 - Magrathea! - No. We are on the Vogon planet. 726 00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:27,254 - It's Magrathea! - It's Vogsf�ren. 727 00:57:27,343 --> 00:57:30,499 - Magrathea! - No. 728 00:57:30,585 --> 00:57:34,108 It's not Magrathea. 729 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,391 - What are you doing? - They took my head. 730 00:57:37,485 --> 00:57:40,309 They have them on the Arcturans mega freighters. 731 00:57:40,393 --> 00:57:42,923 Captains use them, when they have to concentrate. 732 00:57:43,012 --> 00:57:45,247 It is a thinking helmet. 733 00:57:49,994 --> 00:57:52,110 Like that. 734 00:57:55,856 --> 00:57:59,885 That should keep him running for ten minutes. 735 00:57:59,970 --> 00:58:03,409 Now I have it immediately much better. 736 00:58:24,658 --> 00:58:28,807 I have seen in the Guide how to saves a prisoner from Vogsf�ren. 737 00:58:28,897 --> 00:58:32,007 It says: "Let it be." I guess you have a better plan. 738 00:58:32,098 --> 00:58:34,662 I actually had that id... 739 00:58:36,711 --> 00:58:38,910 Do you see that? 740 00:58:39,039 --> 00:58:40,906 What was that? 741 00:58:41,034 --> 00:58:45,313 Nothing. It's nothing. It's just my imagination. 742 00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:50,636 Okay, stop! Stop, everyone! Look at me! 743 00:58:50,721 --> 00:58:55,613 Something is clearly going on. 744 00:58:57,369 --> 00:58:59,603 Now just look. 745 00:58:59,697 --> 00:59:01,682 Now just look. 746 00:59:05,100 --> 00:59:07,547 Okay. I think we... 747 00:59:08,924 --> 00:59:10,377 It happened to you too! 748 00:59:11,418 --> 00:59:13,780 Yeah, what was that? 749 00:59:17,153 --> 00:59:19,139 Zaphod, what do you think? 750 00:59:22,433 --> 00:59:26,251 I think we... Ouch for Zarquon! What was that? 751 00:59:27,254 --> 00:59:30,824 I have an offer but you would not listen. 752 00:59:30,953 --> 00:59:33,859 - No one listens. - I have an ID. 753 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:37,054 Kill it! 754 00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:48,242 You mustn't think anything. 755 00:59:48,325 --> 00:59:53,054 No ideas or theories or anything... 756 00:59:59,215 --> 01:00:01,826 This is crazy! Trillian is in there 757 01:00:01,916 --> 01:00:06,727 - and we badly need an idea... - I have an id... 758 01:00:06,821 --> 01:00:08,936 Run! 759 01:00:38,199 --> 01:00:40,316 You should stop! 760 01:00:49,505 --> 01:00:53,785 Okay. Now I don't think. I don't think. No ideas come. 761 01:00:56,612 --> 01:00:59,721 This ID does no good at all 762 01:00:59,854 --> 01:01:03,673 but, Marvin… will you give me a hand? 763 01:01:06,129 --> 01:01:08,280 Okay! where is she 764 01:01:11,242 --> 01:01:14,067 Who? The boss of robot arm repairs? 765 01:01:15,730 --> 01:01:20,258 Tricia Yggarstuk McMillanus from Blaard? 766 01:01:20,344 --> 01:01:23,535 No. Tricia Marie McMillan from Earth. 767 01:01:23,669 --> 01:01:25,241 Well... yes. 768 01:01:31,068 --> 01:01:34,472 Sorry. There is nothing about the Earth. 769 01:01:35,265 --> 01:01:39,037 Galactic sector ZZ-9 Pluralis Z Alpha. 770 01:01:39,131 --> 01:01:42,570 She's lying. 771 01:01:44,077 --> 01:01:47,399 She is slim and beautiful, and she lies. 772 01:01:48,691 --> 01:01:51,254 Well yes. Here we have it. The earth. 773 01:01:53,263 --> 01:01:54,716 Destroyed. 774 01:01:54,841 --> 01:01:58,163 Do you have another home planet? 775 01:01:58,250 --> 01:02:01,820 - Destroyed? It is impossible. - It says here. 776 01:02:01,947 --> 01:02:07,091 It was laid out to pave the way to a hyperspace highway. 777 01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:18,196 Who knows their full five gives order to destroy a planet? 778 01:02:20,319 --> 01:02:24,221 - He said the gray building, didn't he? - All the buildings are grey. 779 01:02:24,309 --> 01:02:27,714 "Give me a hand." Very amusing. 780 01:02:27,802 --> 01:02:31,241 How should I manage a capsule? with one hand? Stupid human being. 781 01:02:42,348 --> 01:02:47,206 Leave this to me. I'm British. I am a k�expert. 782 01:02:48,831 --> 01:02:53,939 Fill out this form and submit it as quickly as possible. 783 01:02:54,027 --> 01:02:58,340 - There are writing implements on the left. - You are president. Do something. 784 01:02:58,432 --> 01:03:03,292 Presidents have no power. They must divert attention from power. 785 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:07,406 Hello! Hello. 786 01:03:07,493 --> 01:03:12,185 It's me, your president! Cozy to see you. Thank you for coming. 787 01:03:12,273 --> 01:03:15,097 I know that mushroom. 788 01:03:15,223 --> 01:03:17,587 - Next! - Make room for the president. 789 01:03:17,717 --> 01:03:20,662 What, buttonhead? It's me. 790 01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:23,326 I love Kabuki. 791 01:03:23,412 --> 01:03:25,396 Make room. Many thanks. 792 01:03:27,153 --> 01:03:29,432 Give me a kiss, baby. 793 01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:33,339 I come to get released a prisoner. 794 01:03:33,428 --> 01:03:35,544 Prison release form? 795 01:03:38,916 --> 01:03:41,114 I don't believe that. 796 01:03:41,201 --> 01:03:43,151 These are the orders. 797 01:03:45,564 --> 01:03:48,129 HUGS AND KISSES ZAPHOD 798 01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:50,210 "Hugs and kisses"? 799 01:03:51,010 --> 01:03:54,496 According to the Galactic Criminal Code 800 01:03:54,584 --> 01:03:57,610 is the punishment for to kidnap the president... 801 01:03:57,701 --> 01:03:59,107 Come here, baby! 802 01:03:59,207 --> 01:04:03,098 ...to be thrown to The Glubske Bugblatter-Grov�der from Traal. 803 01:04:03,893 --> 01:04:05,962 Have a nice day. 804 01:04:07,634 --> 01:04:11,948 Let me go! What the hell is that? Stop! 805 01:04:13,327 --> 01:04:17,561 Wait! An error has occurred! 806 01:04:20,061 --> 01:04:25,629 - Tick the boxes on the right. - Yep. 807 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,700 Not there! 808 01:04:27,991 --> 01:04:32,270 What do you do when you don't have any hope of being saved? 809 01:04:32,356 --> 01:04:36,718 Praises himself happily that one had a good life so far. 810 01:04:36,803 --> 01:04:39,912 If you haven't had a good life 811 01:04:40,004 --> 01:04:43,361 which the given situation taken in consideration seems more likely 812 01:04:43,454 --> 01:04:47,651 praise yourself happy for, that your troubles will soon be over. 813 01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:54,667 Beware. 814 01:04:54,752 --> 01:04:57,116 Abduction of the president. 815 01:04:57,245 --> 01:05:01,643 She doesn't stand to be locked at the present time. 816 01:05:01,733 --> 01:05:04,889 Here here. It's the president, okay? 817 01:05:04,976 --> 01:05:07,091 Can you see? 818 01:05:07,178 --> 01:05:10,785 He says it all is a terrible misunderstanding. 819 01:05:10,877 --> 01:05:12,449 Well yes. 820 01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:16,229 He gives you orders to lock her up! 821 01:05:16,323 --> 01:05:21,050 Well it isn't a presidential discharge form. 822 01:05:21,143 --> 01:05:23,129 They are blue. 823 01:05:24,427 --> 01:05:28,492 - I'll wait here. - Yes. Hold it. 824 01:05:33,155 --> 01:05:35,472 He is hungry today. 825 01:05:38,059 --> 01:05:39,596 The blue ones. 826 01:05:41,841 --> 01:05:44,749 - I'm not a journalist. - We're just having fun. 827 01:05:44,834 --> 01:05:47,399 Okay. This is Tricia McMillan. 828 01:05:48,201 --> 01:05:51,558 Tricia McMillan. Nice enough. 829 01:05:53,687 --> 01:05:57,801 Boss! It is a release form. 830 01:05:57,927 --> 01:05:59,167 Thanks. 831 01:05:59,357 --> 01:06:04,677 She is free. Let her go. 832 01:06:07,161 --> 01:06:10,981 Zaphod is here. Well, that's fine. 833 01:06:11,067 --> 01:06:13,054 Let's get him. 834 01:06:17,625 --> 01:06:20,321 Now who are we waiting for? 835 01:06:24,159 --> 01:06:26,145 I mean it. 836 01:06:28,507 --> 01:06:30,787 Tricia! 837 01:06:36,362 --> 01:06:39,269 - Come here. - You power idiot! 838 01:06:39,354 --> 01:06:41,387 You signed off on Earth's annihilation. 839 01:06:41,474 --> 01:06:43,296 Did he do it? 840 01:06:43,387 --> 01:06:47,832 "Hugs and kisses, Zaphod"? You didn't even read it, did you? 841 01:06:47,917 --> 01:06:52,693 Honey, I'm the president of the galaxy. I don't have time to read. 842 01:06:54,776 --> 01:07:00,000 An entire planet is destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph! 843 01:07:00,095 --> 01:07:01,880 - They've hung me out. - Are you snotty? 844 01:07:01,966 --> 01:07:04,035 It is routine for presidents. 845 01:07:04,832 --> 01:07:06,654 Why didn't you say anything? 846 01:07:06,744 --> 01:07:10,775 - He threatened me! - Get a spine though, Arthur. 847 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:16,001 A spine? We just saved you! Thanks, that was my ID! 848 01:07:17,260 --> 01:07:19,246 Fool! 849 01:07:23,935 --> 01:07:26,253 - I have your arm with me. - How thoughtful. 850 01:07:26,347 --> 01:07:30,709 Everyone who is so lucky to have two arms... Hold on. 851 01:07:47,336 --> 01:07:50,445 The president sits testing my patience. 852 01:07:50,537 --> 01:07:55,348 This time I follow myself after him. Prepare my ship. 853 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,349 Fantastic! Finally. 854 01:08:03,628 --> 01:08:06,951 One hour lunch break, all together. 855 01:08:07,743 --> 01:08:09,893 i think I want soup today. 856 01:08:11,682 --> 01:08:15,169 The Galactic Encyclopedia episode about love 857 01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:18,660 claims that it is all too complicated to define. 858 01:08:18,747 --> 01:08:23,144 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says the following about love: 859 01:08:23,319 --> 01:08:25,849 "Avoid it, if that is even possible.” 860 01:08:25,938 --> 01:08:31,340 Unfortunately, Arthur Dent has never read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 861 01:08:31,466 --> 01:08:35,402 - You must apologize for that. - No, come in. 862 01:08:42,437 --> 01:08:45,346 I just wanted to say that you were right. 863 01:08:45,431 --> 01:08:50,951 I should have said that. I understand if you are angry. 864 01:08:51,041 --> 01:08:54,730 If it's any consolation, I know how you feel 865 01:08:56,486 --> 01:09:00,800 - Will you hand me a towel? - Yes... 866 01:09:02,564 --> 01:09:04,364 Thank you. 867 01:09:05,342 --> 01:09:08,331 In fact, I would say… 868 01:09:09,023 --> 01:09:14,047 ...that if I had said yes to you and had gone to Madagascar 869 01:09:14,135 --> 01:09:16,249 then none of us would be here now. 870 01:09:18,083 --> 01:09:21,853 I meant that it must mean something. 871 01:09:25,106 --> 01:09:27,092 Just forget it. 872 01:09:50,334 --> 01:09:55,938 We are going out to... Where are we going now? 873 01:09:56,828 --> 01:09:59,358 I'll get another lemon. 874 01:10:05,737 --> 01:10:08,137 Enables improbability progression. 875 01:10:08,232 --> 01:10:12,084 Zaphod, no. Buttons are not played�j. What have you done? 876 01:10:12,179 --> 01:10:14,047 Magrathea coordinates accepted. 877 01:10:21,863 --> 01:10:24,428 Guys, I'm totally shorted to tell 878 01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:31,664 that we fly in a circle 500 kilometers over the legendary planet Magrathea. 879 01:10:31,755 --> 01:10:34,450 Magrathea! 880 01:10:41,464 --> 01:10:43,450 Magel�st. 881 01:10:45,995 --> 01:10:47,981 Unbelievable. 882 01:10:48,487 --> 01:10:50,935 There is even worse, than I had thought. 883 01:10:52,545 --> 01:10:56,823 Greetings. This is a busy message as we are not present. 884 01:10:56,909 --> 01:11:00,349 The Council of Trade at Magrathea thanks for the visit 885 01:11:00,484 --> 01:11:03,806 but must announce, that the planet is closed. 886 01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:07,663 If you add your name and a planet where you can be contacted 887 01:11:07,757 --> 01:11:09,873 so it goes according to the dial tone. 888 01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:14,858 - How can you close a planet? - Yes, for Zarkin then! 889 01:11:14,948 --> 01:11:20,054 - Computer, go ahead. Get us down. - With the greatest pleasure. 890 01:11:21,681 --> 01:11:26,740 It is happy that you are so excited about our planet. 891 01:11:26,834 --> 01:11:29,446 As a sign of our appreciation 892 01:11:29,577 --> 01:11:32,602 We wish you a good time with the two nuclear missiles 893 01:11:32,694 --> 01:11:35,933 we have sent out against your speed. 894 01:11:36,643 --> 01:11:39,042 To ensure a continued good service 895 01:11:39,178 --> 01:11:43,409 will your death be recorded and used for training. Thank you. 896 01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:48,320 I can report with pleasure that two nuclear missiles are heading straight for us. 897 01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:51,763 I just do an evasive maneuver. 898 01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:59,286 Something is blocking my management system. 899 01:11:59,777 --> 01:12:01,729 Estimated in 45 seconds. 900 01:12:05,472 --> 01:12:07,670 Computer, so do something! 901 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:12,078 Sure enough. Skip on manual control. P�j-p�j. 902 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,440 I need help! 903 01:12:25,237 --> 01:12:27,775 I can't do without my third arm! 904 01:12:30,616 --> 01:12:32,859 Take my hand! 905 01:12:43,296 --> 01:12:46,997 - Did we shake them off? - No, they're coming straight at us. 906 01:12:49,678 --> 01:12:53,379 - Why don't I press this one? - No! We are not normalized! 907 01:12:53,474 --> 01:12:55,513 - And what? - I don't know! 908 01:12:55,601 --> 01:12:59,598 Let it be! It is not to say where we end up! Let it be. 909 01:13:02,566 --> 01:13:04,525 - Damn it! - No! 910 01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:12,693 Where are we? 911 01:13:16,789 --> 01:13:20,490 - Exactly where we were. - What about the missiles? 912 01:13:21,545 --> 01:13:27,084 Apparently they are turned into a bowl of petunias... 913 01:13:28,593 --> 01:13:31,464 ...and a whale, who looks very surprised. 914 01:13:31,596 --> 01:13:38,843 With an improbability factor p� 8,767,128 to 1... 915 01:13:39,771 --> 01:13:41,765 We have normality. 916 01:13:45,276 --> 01:13:48,194 We can talk about normality, until the cows come home. 917 01:13:49,365 --> 01:13:52,401 - What is normal? - What is home? 918 01:13:52,492 --> 01:13:54,199 What are cows? 919 01:13:55,370 --> 01:13:58,240 A cup of tea would restore my normalcy. 920 01:13:58,331 --> 01:14:02,579 It should be noted that suddenly and against all odds 921 01:14:02,669 --> 01:14:05,539 a sperm whale was born 922 01:14:05,630 --> 01:14:09,760 several kilometers above the surface of an alien planet. 923 01:14:09,845 --> 01:14:12,679 As this is not sustainable position of a whale 924 01:14:12,763 --> 01:14:17,758 had the innocent being a short time to come to terms with oneself. 925 01:14:17,852 --> 01:14:20,426 It thought the following in the fall: 926 01:14:20,522 --> 01:14:23,724 What is going on? Who am I? 927 01:14:23,816 --> 01:14:27,481 What am I doing here? What should I do? What do I mean by "who am I"? 928 01:14:27,612 --> 01:14:29,734 Okay. Fall down. 929 01:14:29,822 --> 01:14:33,903 It's an interesting feeling. It just tickles my... 930 01:14:33,994 --> 01:14:39,035 I have to find a name for the things. Let's call it a tail. 931 01:14:39,165 --> 01:14:43,210 And what's whizzing around it, I call the head? 932 01:14:43,295 --> 01:14:45,418 The wind. Good name. 933 01:14:45,505 --> 01:14:48,791 How exciting it is. I'm giddy with anticipation. 934 01:14:48,884 --> 01:14:51,421 Or is it the wind? It is violent. 935 01:14:51,511 --> 01:14:55,591 And what is it that rushes towards me� fast? It is large, flat and round. 936 01:14:55,723 --> 01:15:00,800 It must have a big name. Large... or... land! 937 01:15:00,895 --> 01:15:05,438 So! Land! Will it mon be friends with me? Hello, earth! 938 01:15:07,819 --> 01:15:11,605 Funny, thought the petunias only the following: 939 01:15:11,699 --> 01:15:15,744 "�h no! Not again!" 940 01:15:16,997 --> 01:15:22,620 Many have theories that if we knew, why the petunias thought that 941 01:15:22,711 --> 01:15:28,131 then we would know more about the universe. 942 01:15:32,429 --> 01:15:38,133 - What is it? - Portals to another dimension. 943 01:15:38,225 --> 01:15:42,722 I guess they aren't equipped with central heating? 944 01:15:48,778 --> 01:15:50,569 It's this one. 945 01:15:50,655 --> 01:15:55,115 This ends in tears. I just know that. 946 01:15:57,996 --> 01:16:00,154 Like that! 947 01:16:04,543 --> 01:16:07,034 That's it now! 948 01:16:07,130 --> 01:16:12,254 We can't just... go in there! We don't know where it leads! 949 01:16:12,343 --> 01:16:14,466 If we choose the wrong one 950 01:16:14,596 --> 01:16:18,298 we just try another one. It's not the big problem. 951 01:16:18,434 --> 01:16:22,017 It's big! Really big! 952 01:16:22,105 --> 01:16:27,099 What if it pulverizes us for small particle gizmos? 953 01:16:27,192 --> 01:16:30,727 It's the right one! I have a feeling that! 954 01:16:30,821 --> 01:16:35,032 - Ford? - His feelings are good. 955 01:16:35,118 --> 01:16:37,525 Let's do it! 956 01:16:37,620 --> 01:16:43,493 Shall we listen to one, whose brain is kept going by lemons? 957 01:16:43,584 --> 01:16:45,244 It's pure suicide! 958 01:16:45,336 --> 01:16:49,334 - I think I got mad about that. - I don't care! 959 01:16:49,423 --> 01:16:52,340 You are extremely hostile, Alex. 960 01:16:52,426 --> 01:16:56,010 - Arthur! - You should try yoga. 961 01:16:57,181 --> 01:17:00,798 - Trillian! - I guess that has to happen. 962 01:17:05,649 --> 01:17:07,937 She's gone! Ford, she's gone! 963 01:17:09,109 --> 01:17:11,398 Arthur, don't worry. 964 01:17:13,822 --> 01:17:17,773 Wait for me! 965 01:17:31,342 --> 01:17:35,175 Come now! 966 01:18:00,245 --> 01:18:03,911 Start now! 967 01:18:03,999 --> 01:18:09,338 - I said it would end in tears. - Did you do it?! 968 01:18:18,681 --> 01:18:20,341 How wild! 969 01:18:23,061 --> 01:18:24,720 How wild! 970 01:18:27,608 --> 01:18:32,316 There it is! There it is! Deep Thought, I'm coming! 971 01:18:35,114 --> 01:18:39,943 Think it will end like this. 972 01:18:42,330 --> 01:18:46,459 I'm sitting alone on a dead planet with a manic-depressive robot. 973 01:18:46,544 --> 01:18:48,501 Think you have problems? 974 01:18:48,587 --> 01:18:51,623 What if you are a manic depressive robot? 975 01:18:51,756 --> 01:18:53,749 Excuse me. 976 01:19:00,015 --> 01:19:04,642 - Who are you? - What? My name is not important. 977 01:19:05,854 --> 01:19:08,311 You must come with me. 978 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:12,692 - Stay away. - Terrible things are brewing. 979 01:19:12,778 --> 01:19:16,277 You must follow along, otherwise it's departure. 980 01:19:16,365 --> 01:19:18,654 - What kind of departure? - What have you? No no. 981 01:19:18,743 --> 01:19:24,246 What's your name, earthling? 982 01:19:25,207 --> 01:19:27,581 Dent. Arthur Dent. 983 01:19:27,670 --> 01:19:30,421 Departure as "DentAthurDent, left at death." 984 01:19:31,172 --> 01:19:35,040 It's a kind of threat. Can you understand that? 985 01:19:35,176 --> 01:19:38,178 - No. - Your friends are safe. 986 01:19:38,263 --> 01:19:41,466 - Trust me. - A man who won't say his name? 987 01:19:43,268 --> 01:19:46,304 Okay. My name is... 988 01:19:46,396 --> 01:19:50,310 My name is Slartibartfast. 989 01:19:52,485 --> 01:19:55,570 I said, it wasn't important. 990 01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:02,994 - Are my friends safe? - Now you have to see. 991 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:08,999 I can calculate the chance of survival, but you will not care about the result. 992 01:20:28,314 --> 01:20:30,806 HYPERSPACE CONSTRUCTION JUST THE PLANET YOU WANT 993 01:20:33,945 --> 01:20:36,732 did you know that we build planets? 994 01:20:36,822 --> 01:20:39,990 Yes. Fascinating subject. 995 01:20:40,952 --> 01:20:45,614 I have always preferred to make coastlines. 996 01:20:45,707 --> 01:20:50,868 We really enjoyed ourselves the small details of the fjords. 997 01:20:50,963 --> 01:20:56,467 But then the galaxy economy collapsed and since custom-built planets 998 01:20:56,551 --> 01:21:00,597 is a bit of a luxury item... 999 01:21:02,140 --> 01:21:06,008 No, but it has happened a horrible mistake with your planet. 1000 01:21:06,102 --> 01:21:08,344 The best laid plans invented by mice. 1001 01:21:08,438 --> 01:21:11,889 - And men. - What? 1002 01:21:11,983 --> 01:21:14,023 The best laid plans invented by mice and men. 1003 01:21:15,779 --> 01:21:18,863 Men don't really have something to do with it. 1004 01:21:59,699 --> 01:22:05,370 Just a little warning! We're going through some kind of passage! 1005 01:22:05,497 --> 01:22:09,957 You might get a little worried. I'm terrified of it. 1006 01:22:41,493 --> 01:22:45,075 Welcome... to our factory hall. 1007 01:23:12,399 --> 01:23:15,269 Yes... there it is. 1008 01:23:18,321 --> 01:23:20,812 There it is! 1009 01:23:20,949 --> 01:23:24,816 O great Deep Thought! 1010 01:23:24,911 --> 01:23:26,619 We have traveled far... 1011 01:23:28,706 --> 01:23:30,449 ...and distant. 1012 01:23:30,582 --> 01:23:36,040 Have you calculated the ultimate question... 1013 01:23:36,130 --> 01:23:38,539 ...to life... the universe... and the whole thing? 1014 01:23:39,384 --> 01:23:40,416 No. 1015 01:23:40,511 --> 01:23:43,049 I have watched television. 1016 01:23:43,932 --> 01:23:46,505 I designed it another computer for that. 1017 01:23:48,061 --> 01:23:50,385 Well yes. I forgot that. Is it here? 1018 01:23:50,479 --> 01:23:55,438 - No. It is another world. - It's on another world! 1019 01:23:55,568 --> 01:23:58,901 It's another world, you fool. 1020 01:23:58,988 --> 01:24:01,692 Or it was that one, until the Vogons destroyed it 1021 01:24:01,782 --> 01:24:04,024 and built a highway. 1022 01:24:06,538 --> 01:24:08,660 Are you sure you haven't asked the question 1023 01:24:08,747 --> 01:24:12,247 or access to it? 1024 01:24:12,335 --> 01:24:14,293 Because it was quite difficult to get all the way out here. 1025 01:24:14,421 --> 01:24:17,789 Shut up, though! Now the series begins again. 1026 01:24:23,221 --> 01:24:27,301 I don't want to disturb, so I... Cool enough. 1027 01:24:27,391 --> 01:24:31,804 I find something else that I can spend my life on. 1028 01:24:31,896 --> 01:24:37,566 Zaphod! Remember the slider Humma has sent you out. 1029 01:24:37,651 --> 01:24:42,148 - You gave him your head. - Why did I do that? 1030 01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:43,902 It's stupid. 1031 01:24:44,035 --> 01:24:49,111 Oh, Deep Thought. We were told there is a slider. 1032 01:25:03,928 --> 01:25:07,928 Voila. Do you know it? 1033 01:25:08,017 --> 01:25:11,552 So it wasn't destroyed? 1034 01:25:11,646 --> 01:25:15,893 It actually did. This is our reserve. Earth Model 2. 1035 01:25:19,029 --> 01:25:20,820 Have you made the Earth? 1036 01:25:21,781 --> 01:25:24,531 Not only, but I have taken my turn. 1037 01:25:24,658 --> 01:25:27,944 Have you heard of a place where is Norway called? 1038 01:25:28,037 --> 01:25:31,903 It is one of my works. I got an award for it. 1039 01:25:41,592 --> 01:25:45,043 Hey Frank! It's Frank. 1040 01:25:47,057 --> 01:25:49,513 They are almost done with the seas. 1041 01:25:58,945 --> 01:26:01,800 Zaphod, here. 1042 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,659 It was exactly as Humma said. 1043 01:26:07,996 --> 01:26:10,568 - Now you can get your head back. - Hey, Ford. 1044 01:26:10,664 --> 01:26:13,155 It was nice, you Zarkinian frood. 1045 01:26:15,377 --> 01:26:17,620 This one is also a letdown. 1046 01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:21,924 You must be really frustrated. 1047 01:26:22,008 --> 01:26:25,045 You have traveled so far, 1048 01:26:25,137 --> 01:26:27,888 and then you won't become rich and famous, as you have deserved. 1049 01:26:27,974 --> 01:26:33,180 The point of view slider works exactly, what the name suggests. 1050 01:26:33,312 --> 01:26:35,803 Fantastic! 1051 01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:39,895 If you point at someone and pulls the trigger 1052 01:26:40,027 --> 01:26:42,778 they immediately see everything from one's point of view. 1053 01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:44,690 Bring it. 1054 01:26:44,824 --> 01:26:50,743 It was designed by Deep Thought but commissioned by Angry Housewives 1055 01:26:50,830 --> 01:26:53,238 as after endel�se discussions with their husbands 1056 01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:56,701 was bored and sad to always say: 1057 01:26:56,837 --> 01:26:58,913 "You just don't get it, do you?" 1058 01:27:01,717 --> 01:27:03,959 You are right. I shouldn't be so angry. 1059 01:27:04,053 --> 01:27:08,595 Life goes on. And I should just follow along. 1060 01:27:09,225 --> 01:27:11,550 Shoot him again. 1061 01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:18,598 Hitchhiking is cool. Towels are also cool. 1062 01:27:18,693 --> 01:27:21,978 - What? - That's brilliant. 1063 01:27:22,071 --> 01:27:24,146 What is going on? 1064 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:27,026 I understand well, Humma Kavula wants one. 1065 01:27:28,202 --> 01:27:30,989 - Let's get back. Arthur is waiting. - Does it matter? 1066 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:35,622 Yes, for me. Especially when we is an endangered species thanks to you. 1067 01:27:35,709 --> 01:27:37,833 Why are you so mad, darling? 1068 01:27:37,962 --> 01:27:40,750 "Why are you so angry?" Do you want to know why I'm mad? 1069 01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:44,795 Of course you are mad. Your planet is in the air 1070 01:27:44,885 --> 01:27:48,753 and you fool around with him, who signed the order. 1071 01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:53,091 You wanted to hear the question 1072 01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:55,938 because you hoped there was more to life. 1073 01:27:56,022 --> 01:27:59,938 Now you are unhappy because you have discovered that there is not. 1074 01:28:00,027 --> 01:28:04,569 Awesome, man! Psychedelic! 1075 01:28:06,366 --> 01:28:10,150 You have no home, no family and you depend on me 1076 01:28:10,244 --> 01:28:13,863 another of many men, who do not understand you. 1077 01:28:16,293 --> 01:28:18,286 It doesn't fit. Did I say? 1078 01:28:21,006 --> 01:28:25,383 And you are afraid that you have wasted the chance with the one who understands you. 1079 01:28:25,469 --> 01:28:26,500 Whoa. 1080 01:28:30,932 --> 01:28:33,009 Tax p. 1081 01:28:33,727 --> 01:28:35,720 Bring it. 1082 01:28:39,525 --> 01:28:42,775 It doesn't work for me. I am already a woman. 1083 01:28:53,914 --> 01:28:56,202 Don't worry. It's a couple of little mice. 1084 01:28:59,963 --> 01:29:03,463 Like that! The Himalayas! Good, right? 1085 01:29:06,928 --> 01:29:09,253 Earthling, you must understand that the planet 1086 01:29:09,388 --> 01:29:15,926 you have lived on, was ordered, paid and controlled by mouse. 1087 01:29:18,731 --> 01:29:23,974 Do you mean the small haired animals with goat hair, eggs and cheese? 1088 01:29:24,070 --> 01:29:29,112 Yes... they are indeed hyperintelligent, pandimensional beings. 1089 01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,701 I don't know this "cheese", you name 1090 01:29:32,830 --> 01:29:36,530 but they were on Earth like mice and conducted experiments with you. 1091 01:29:36,625 --> 01:29:41,536 Now I know where it went wrong for you. We did experiments with them. 1092 01:29:41,672 --> 01:29:45,503 No... Yes... No. They made you believe so 1093 01:29:45,592 --> 01:29:49,542 but you were elements in their computer program. 1094 01:29:51,266 --> 01:29:53,755 Then I understand it better. 1095 01:29:53,850 --> 01:29:56,341 I have always had a strange feeling of 1096 01:29:56,436 --> 01:29:59,556 that something big is happening and scary. 1097 01:29:59,648 --> 01:30:03,812 No, it's normal paranoia. Everyone has it. 1098 01:30:06,781 --> 01:30:10,281 Maybe I'm old and tired, but the chances of finding out 1099 01:30:10,368 --> 01:30:13,073 what happens is so small that one can only say: 1100 01:30:13,162 --> 01:30:17,291 "Forget it and keep busy." 1101 01:30:17,376 --> 01:30:19,782 Better to be happy than to be right. 1102 01:30:19,918 --> 01:30:21,877 - Is that you? - No. 1103 01:30:22,547 --> 01:30:24,670 That's where it falls to the ground with a bang. 1104 01:30:35,936 --> 01:30:38,059 So here we are. 1105 01:30:52,535 --> 01:30:54,160 Is it? 1106 01:31:08,177 --> 01:31:10,419 It's all there. 1107 01:31:11,556 --> 01:31:15,968 It all works. Welcome home. 1108 01:31:37,916 --> 01:31:39,992 - There you are! - What are you saying? 1109 01:31:40,084 --> 01:31:43,001 What happened to you guys? 1110 01:31:43,172 --> 01:31:44,581 Is it tea? 1111 01:31:44,672 --> 01:31:49,002 First our hosts attacked us. 1112 01:31:49,094 --> 01:31:52,545 But they repaired the damage... 1113 01:31:52,639 --> 01:31:54,964 ...with this fantastic meal. 1114 01:31:55,850 --> 01:31:59,184 It's all just so delicious. 1115 01:32:00,814 --> 01:32:05,855 - No, how good it is. - Good, you like it, earthling. 1116 01:32:10,032 --> 01:32:14,742 They... talk... talking mouse. 1117 01:32:14,829 --> 01:32:19,954 - Sit down, earthling. - Thank you. Many thanks. 1118 01:32:20,918 --> 01:32:24,370 - Drink. - Sorry. 1119 01:32:24,464 --> 01:32:27,833 - Was there anything else? - No, we are quite satisfied. 1120 01:32:27,926 --> 01:32:31,626 Well. I'm outside, s... 1121 01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:33,962 You were right. 1122 01:32:34,056 --> 01:32:35,848 Drink now. 1123 01:32:36,476 --> 01:32:38,433 He was right. 1124 01:32:38,561 --> 01:32:40,387 Let's get to the point. 1125 01:32:40,479 --> 01:32:42,270 To the point! 1126 01:32:42,356 --> 01:32:43,684 Eat! 1127 01:32:44,943 --> 01:32:46,187 Excuse me. 1128 01:32:46,277 --> 01:32:50,191 We've been looking for the ultimate questions on your planet for a long time. 1129 01:32:50,281 --> 01:32:53,863 And then smoke it all with a bang... literally. 1130 01:32:53,951 --> 01:32:57,451 That's why you're here. We have received an offer 1131 01:32:57,538 --> 01:32:59,578 a lucrative contract for 5D talk shows. 1132 01:32:59,665 --> 01:33:01,907 But we need the product. 1133 01:33:02,001 --> 01:33:05,585 We must use the definitive question. Or one that sounds definitive. 1134 01:33:05,714 --> 01:33:07,919 - Naturally. - We have rebuilt the planet. 1135 01:33:08,007 --> 01:33:10,878 Now we only need the last piece. 1136 01:33:10,969 --> 01:33:14,505 And that's your brain. More tea? 1137 01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:17,344 Sorry... Do you need my brain? 1138 01:33:17,434 --> 01:33:19,723 Yes. To complete the program. 1139 01:33:22,690 --> 01:33:25,395 It doesn't work. I use it. 1140 01:33:25,526 --> 01:33:30,353 - Hardly. - You naughty mouse. 1141 01:33:34,868 --> 01:33:37,407 Zaphod! Trillian! 1142 01:33:37,496 --> 01:33:39,785 Ford! 1143 01:33:39,873 --> 01:33:41,368 What was in that food? 1144 01:33:43,002 --> 01:33:45,207 What was in my tea? 1145 01:33:45,295 --> 01:33:47,869 Don't worry. It doesn't hurt at all. 1146 01:33:51,343 --> 01:33:56,005 Wait a minute, dammit! Do you want a question that fits 42? 1147 01:33:56,099 --> 01:33:57,759 "What is six times seven?" 1148 01:33:57,850 --> 01:34:01,385 Or “how many vogoners is it needed to change a light bulb?" 1149 01:34:01,479 --> 01:34:05,262 Here is one. “How many paths shall a man tread?" 1150 01:34:06,651 --> 01:34:08,644 It wasn't bad. 1151 01:34:08,737 --> 01:34:15,105 Fine. Take it. For my head is full of questions 1152 01:34:15,242 --> 01:34:17,485 and none of the answers to them 1153 01:34:17,579 --> 01:34:21,198 has ever given me a shred of happiness. 1154 01:34:21,291 --> 01:34:22,868 Except for the one question 1155 01:34:22,959 --> 01:34:25,877 I wanted an answer to. 1156 01:34:25,962 --> 01:34:27,623 "Is she the woman of my life?" 1157 01:34:28,716 --> 01:34:32,131 And the answer is not "42". It is "yes". 1158 01:34:32,218 --> 01:34:37,759 Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unmistakably yes! 1159 01:34:37,850 --> 01:34:40,720 And for a week... 1160 01:34:40,852 --> 01:34:45,597 ...for a week in my sad, little one glimpse of a being... 1161 01:34:47,861 --> 01:34:49,936 ...it made me happy. 1162 01:34:52,114 --> 01:34:53,525 That's a good answer. 1163 01:34:53,616 --> 01:34:56,818 We don't want to be happy, but famous. 1164 01:34:56,910 --> 01:35:00,575 - Such sentimental babble! - Take his brain! 1165 01:35:00,665 --> 01:35:03,867 No, you must not take the brain! You mustn't take the brain! 1166 01:35:13,427 --> 01:35:16,547 It wasn't me! I am famous. 1167 01:35:16,639 --> 01:35:19,011 So shoot him though! 1168 01:35:19,099 --> 01:35:20,559 Damn it! 1169 01:35:29,611 --> 01:35:31,154 I'm going to break down. 1170 01:35:46,669 --> 01:35:49,162 Left, right, left, right... 1171 01:35:49,257 --> 01:35:51,794 Stand straight! 1172 01:35:55,262 --> 01:36:00,553 Thank you for leaving me behind. I can understand you now. 1173 01:36:00,643 --> 01:36:04,343 Mr. President, we come to provide protection. 1174 01:36:04,438 --> 01:36:06,763 Thank you, man. 1175 01:36:06,856 --> 01:36:08,185 Guy! 1176 01:36:14,656 --> 01:36:16,779 Take it easy though. 1177 01:36:16,866 --> 01:36:19,703 Vogoners are the worst shooters in the galaxy. 1178 01:36:19,787 --> 01:36:24,913 - So stop, for God's sake! - Set the shooting! 1179 01:36:31,550 --> 01:36:33,542 Now I've got a headache. 1180 01:36:44,270 --> 01:36:47,604 - Marvin! - Oh no. 1181 01:36:49,859 --> 01:36:53,110 He has a towel! Escape! 1182 01:36:55,323 --> 01:36:58,325 I'll take us away. How do you start it? 1183 01:37:02,164 --> 01:37:04,121 We need that shooter. 1184 01:37:05,292 --> 01:37:08,210 Get that spaceship started now. Start now! 1185 01:37:09,337 --> 01:37:11,378 Come on! Shoot! 1186 01:37:11,465 --> 01:37:12,793 Shoot! 1187 01:37:17,429 --> 01:37:21,890 He has read from the other side! We must go the other way! 1188 01:37:21,975 --> 01:37:23,884 Come on! We are safe here. 1189 01:37:29,233 --> 01:37:31,690 Stop! 1190 01:37:37,742 --> 01:37:41,906 Let them join to shoot at us! Stop! 1191 01:38:00,973 --> 01:38:04,675 How depressed I am. 1192 01:38:06,062 --> 01:38:10,974 I can't take it anymore. 1193 01:38:12,862 --> 01:38:14,652 What's the point of it all? 1194 01:38:22,705 --> 01:38:24,993 - Are you okay? - Yes. 1195 01:38:30,671 --> 01:38:33,542 Sorry, we �delivered your spaceship, Arthur. 1196 01:38:39,097 --> 01:38:41,303 Marvin, you saved our lives. 1197 01:38:41,391 --> 01:38:44,677 Yes. It's desperate, isn't it? 1198 01:38:50,150 --> 01:38:53,186 You have to ask yourself, what the whole thing should be good for. 1199 01:39:03,622 --> 01:39:08,913 Yes, but it can't... I'm just asking. 1200 01:39:09,002 --> 01:39:12,785 I just found out 1201 01:39:12,922 --> 01:39:17,798 that since we are so close to to be in goal we finish the Earth. 1202 01:39:19,512 --> 01:39:23,510 It can remain exactly as it was, when you left it. 1203 01:39:23,601 --> 01:39:26,969 Unless... 1204 01:39:27,062 --> 01:39:30,596 ...there is something you want to have redone. 1205 01:39:32,691 --> 01:39:38,032 Something you mean the planet could do without. 1206 01:39:39,491 --> 01:39:42,742 Yes... Me. 1207 01:39:43,245 --> 01:39:45,452 Hello? 1208 01:39:45,540 --> 01:39:49,287 No. As it is. Yes, just leave it be. 1209 01:39:51,253 --> 01:39:55,502 - Let's go somewhere. - Absolutely. What do you want? 1210 01:39:55,592 --> 01:39:58,841 I know a great restaurant at the end of the universe. 1211 01:39:59,637 --> 01:40:01,962 I'm a bit embarrassed. 1212 01:40:03,974 --> 01:40:09,100 I'm going out to Humma. He has something there's mine... I guess. 1213 01:40:09,188 --> 01:40:12,474 - How confused I am. - We'll have to figure it out, honey. 1214 01:40:12,608 --> 01:40:16,227 Like that! Let's take the wild light trip. Only you and me. 1215 01:40:16,321 --> 01:40:18,147 Come and see. 1216 01:40:18,281 --> 01:40:22,325 - Do you have your towel? - Yes. Do I need it then? 1217 01:40:22,452 --> 01:40:25,868 - Only always. - Yes. 1218 01:40:25,955 --> 01:40:30,332 I didn't want to go anywhere without my splendid towel. 1219 01:40:35,006 --> 01:40:37,877 Hold fast. 1220 01:40:41,388 --> 01:40:46,596 Ready to start of life cycle. Three, two, one... 1221 01:40:46,686 --> 01:40:48,512 So! 1222 01:41:32,773 --> 01:41:35,062 Not because my opinion means something 1223 01:41:35,150 --> 01:41:38,402 but the restaurant is located at the other end of the universe. 1224 01:41:50,584 --> 01:41:55,958 TO DOUGLAS 1225 01:44:53,773 --> 01:44:58,018 Flirty talk costs lives. 1226 01:44:58,109 --> 01:45:01,444 But the true extent of the problem is not always fully understood. 1227 01:45:01,530 --> 01:45:04,945 Then Arthur Dent for example said: 1228 01:45:05,033 --> 01:45:08,568 “I didn't want to go anywhere without my splendid towel" 1229 01:45:08,662 --> 01:45:13,240 �a wormhole opened in the space-time continuum 1230 01:45:13,333 --> 01:45:16,832 and carried his word way back in time 1231 01:45:16,920 --> 01:45:20,964 over infinite distances in space to a distant galaxy 1232 01:45:21,049 --> 01:45:24,714 how mysterious, warlike beings had to fight 1233 01:45:24,802 --> 01:45:27,294 a cruel star war. 1234 01:45:27,389 --> 01:45:31,932 The leaders on each side, who were if�rt bejeweled combat shorts 1235 01:45:32,018 --> 01:45:34,058 meet for the last time 1236 01:45:34,229 --> 01:45:36,981 then a terrible silence sunk. 1237 01:45:37,065 --> 01:45:39,023 In that second the words drifted: 1238 01:45:39,109 --> 01:45:43,059 “I didn't want to go anywhere without my splendid towel" 1239 01:45:43,238 --> 01:45:46,192 across the conference table. 1240 01:45:46,283 --> 01:45:48,952 Unfortunately this was in their language 1241 01:45:49,035 --> 01:45:52,037 a shocking gross insult. 1242 01:45:52,122 --> 01:45:56,452 See the two rivers made peace with each other 1243 01:45:56,544 --> 01:45:59,912 and directed a joint attack towards our galaxy 1244 01:46:00,005 --> 01:46:04,134 where they had tracked the remark to come from. 1245 01:46:04,218 --> 01:46:07,469 For many thousands of years swooshed the starships 1246 01:46:07,597 --> 01:46:13,018 through the immeasurable space and plunged towards planet Earth 1247 01:46:13,103 --> 01:46:17,147 but due to a terrible magnitude calculation error 1248 01:46:17,273 --> 01:46:22,065 the whole river was swallowed of a small dog. 1249 01:46:22,153 --> 01:46:25,737 Those who study the interaction between cause and effect 1250 01:46:25,866 --> 01:46:27,574 in the history of the universe, 1251 01:46:27,700 --> 01:46:32,196 says that kind of occurs incessantly. 1252 01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:36,080 Download Movie Subtitles Searcher from www.OpenSubtitles.org